Score: 0

"I think"

submission: Hardcore Bitches

date: June 15, 2008

Garage band loops or something. Premade loops that you managed to make sound shitty.

Score: 10

"Sounds good."

submission: Trapstars-Gigz & Grind

date: June 15, 2008

Nice. Its good to see a song about shit, other than other artists here. But you are more talent than them anyways. Great quality, sounds pro. Thanks.

Score: 7

"Seems well written."

submission: Chillen In The Burbs

date: May 21, 2008

The song is well written. Is that as deep as the voice gets? Thats some pretty "grown up" music. The one voice with the chorus seems out of place with the music.
The verse at 3:12 was a bit out of sync. The flow was off.

I liked that you weren't all about the "glock". Seems a real story of suburban lazy fucktwats. Like, most rappers, fly the "gun toten ghetto tough boy, rough life, bla bla bla." But the minute they are pointed at for "supporting violence", they claim that they are nothing but "entertainers". Posers. Arnold Schwartzenegger is NOT the Terminator. He is Arnold. He knows the difference.

What I'm saying is, it's nice to see you aren't "posin the glock", as we call it.

So decent writing.
I'll review more some other day. Hip Hop gives me a headache.

Score: 9

"Enlighten me."

submission: Earthbones

date: May 13, 2008

Quite the score you got here. You made this using software?
What are your composition steps?
The short telescoped phrases make it very cinematic. Is that the goal? Was this for something specific?
Just curious.

Score: 10

"Yeah thats cool."

submission: Bring The Pain (FT Metaljonus)

date: May 13, 2008

Pretty good, I say.
I've been pretty bummed out over the newgrounds metal portal lately. There are entirely too many people who just don't get what metal is. The fake guitar shit is invading places like here, soundclick and myspace.
You guys did better here, than some people who get paid way too much for calling themselves musicians, do.
Nice.

Score: 10

"Sir"

submission: Soul Eater-Metaljonus

date: May 13, 2008

Yeah, I doubt it will be long before you get snapped up somewhere by a band that does this for a living. It would be a shame otherwise.

Cool stuff. Thanks for restoring a bit of my faith for unsigned musicians. I was about to turn off my computer and jump out a window.

Score: 1

"Tests?"

submission: My Name Is LALA (Acoustic)

date: May 13, 2008

Why do people find it necessary to share their "tests"? You can't test your shit without forcing the rest of us to listen?

Tune your guitar
Youtube. A lot of free guitar lessons. Take some.

Score: 10

"Fall off my chair."

submission: Soul Eaterw/vocals-Metaljonus

date: May 13, 2008

Today I visited metal. It my favorite genre. I don't comThis site has a lot of shit fake guitars and things

I find you. For once, I was really put back into my seat.

You are a badass guitarist. How many years you got under your belt?

Score: 1

"You are serious, aren't you?"

submission: Boldly Stand Erect

date: May 13, 2008

Listen and rate fair.

I haven't had a good laugh in about 5.034890321 minutes.
Do you tell your friends you are a musician?

I am an asshole, I know.
I thought it was a joke at first. I thought you were "trolling" to see how many people would actually say nice things.
But you are serious.
So here are ALL the reasons why I rate poorly:

1) There isn't a beat.
2) The guitar is even more chaotic and follows no pattern.
3) You sing like you are hoarking up a hairball.

Either you are making fun of heavy metal.
Or you are serious.

I laughed, so you get one star for entertainment sake.

Score: 0

"Hey, here's a tip..."

submission: Ass Kickin' NG style

date: May 12, 2008

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